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Bruce Danforth

Jerk to Inflate Polo Shirt

Jerk to Inflate Polo Shirt

€47,50 EUR
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We know you're not a jerk but some self-reflection never hurts. And who stole the pull tab from my life vest?

Description:

Made for those who want to be extra careful all the time.

You can also use it to secretly insult the person in front of you.

*Careful, it doesn’t inflate. It’s a polo shirt.

Product Details:

  • Heavy-weight organic cotton
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Let the sun and the wind (preferably 5 - 12 knots) dry it for you
  • Made in Portugal
  • Sustainably sourced
  • All packaging is 100% recyclable
  • Size chart here

      Materials

      100% heavy-weight organic cotton

      Shipping & Returns

      Free shipping in the EU and the United States. Hassle-free returns.

      Sizing

      Our polo shirts are tailored to have a tighter fit. If you are between sizes choose the larger one.

      Size S

      - Chest: 46cm / 18.1 inches
      - Back length: 65cm / 25.6 inches
      - Shoulder: 41.5cm / 16.3 inches

      Size M

      - Chest: 49cm / 19.3 inches
      - Back length: 68cm / 26.8 inches
      - Shoulder: 43.5cm / 17.1 inches

      Size L

      - Chest: 52cm / 20.5 inches
      - Back length: 70cm / 27.6 inches
      - Shoulder: 45.5cm / 17.9 inches

      Size XL

      - Chest: 55cm / 21.7 inches
      - Back length: 72cm / 28.3 inches
      - Shoulder: 47.5cm / 18.7 inches

      Size XXL

      - Chest: 58cm / 22.8 inches
      - Back length: 74cm / 29.1 inches
      - Shoulder: 49.5cm / 19.5 inches

      Care Instructions

      - Delicate 30°C / 90°F degree wash
      - Wash with similar colors
      - Maximum iron 110°C / 230°F
      - Do not bleach
      - Do not tumble dry

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      You are not a billboard

      You might have noticed that our garments have no external branding on them. We think that when you wear them, you should not feel like a walking billboard giving us free advertising.

      We trust our design and manufacturing quality to know that the garment will speak for itself without a giant logo.

      If someone asks about it (they will), send them to us or just respond with a mysterious smile. 

      • Free Shipping

        Shipping, do you get it? We offer free shipping in all the European Union and United States.

      • Hassle-Free Exchanges

        Wrong size? You don't like it? A seagull took a shit on you? Just email us, no questions asked.