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Bruce Danforth

Jerk to Inflate Polo Shirt

Jerk to Inflate Polo Shirt

Regular price €47,50 EUR
Regular price €95,00 EUR Sale price €47,50 EUR
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We know you're not a jerk but some self-reflection never hurts. And who stole the pull tab from my life vest?


Made for those who want to be extra careful all the time.

You can also use it to secretly insult the person in front of you.

*Careful, it doesn’t inflate. It’s a polo shirt.

Product Details:

  • Heavy-weight organic cotton
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Let the sun and the wind (preferably 5 - 12 knots) dry it for you
  • Made in Portugal
  • Sustainably sourced
  • All packaging is 100% recyclable
  • Size chart here


      100% heavy-weight organic cotton

      Shipping & Returns

      Free shipping in the EU and the United States. Hassle-free returns.


      Our polo shirts are tailored to have a tighter fit. If you are between sizes choose the larger one.

      Size S

      - Chest: 46cm / 18.1 inches
      - Back length: 65cm / 25.6 inches
      - Shoulder: 41.5cm / 16.3 inches

      Size M

      - Chest: 49cm / 19.3 inches
      - Back length: 68cm / 26.8 inches
      - Shoulder: 43.5cm / 17.1 inches

      Size L

      - Chest: 52cm / 20.5 inches
      - Back length: 70cm / 27.6 inches
      - Shoulder: 45.5cm / 17.9 inches

      Size XL

      - Chest: 55cm / 21.7 inches
      - Back length: 72cm / 28.3 inches
      - Shoulder: 47.5cm / 18.7 inches

      Size XXL

      - Chest: 58cm / 22.8 inches
      - Back length: 74cm / 29.1 inches
      - Shoulder: 49.5cm / 19.5 inches

      Care Instructions

      - Delicate 30°C / 90°F degree wash
      - Wash with similar colors
      - Maximum iron 110°C / 230°F
      - Do not bleach
      - Do not tumble dry

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      You are not a billboard

      You might have noticed that our garments have no external branding on them. We think that when you wear them, you should not feel like a walking billboard giving us free advertising.

      We trust our design and manufacturing quality to know that the garment will speak for itself without a giant logo.

      If someone asks about it (they will), send them to us or just respond with a mysterious smile. 

      • Free Shipping

        Shipping, do you get it? We offer free shipping in all the European Union and United States.

      • Hassle-Free Exchanges

        Wrong size? You don't like it? A seagull took a shit on you? Just email us, no questions asked.